A third-party Laravel runtime comparison put ePHPm’s worker mode at the top on throughput. It was about 19% ahead of FrankenPHP on /api/static. It was also at the bottom of the fast group on tail latency, with a P99 of 157 ms against FrankenPHP’s 57 ms. Best throughput plus the fattest tail is a shape worth chasing, because fast execution can’t produce it. Making requests faster lowers the mean and the tail. Only waiting can pull them apart. Specifically, unfair waiting.

For most of its life, ePHPm ran every PHP request on tokio’s spawn_blocking pool. It works. It passes tests and it serves benchmarks fine. It’s the first thing anybody reaches for when they need to call blocking code from async Rust. It’s also quietly wrong for a language runtime. The problems only show up under overload or after a crash. Over the last three weeks it got replaced with a pool of OS threads that ePHPm owns. That pool shipped first behind a config flag, then as…

Last week I wrote about why ePHPm embeds PHP from Rust and promised the signal bug its own post. Here it is. It’s the kind of bug where the fix is about ten lines and the explanation is the whole post. Nothing in PHP’s embed documentation (there’s barely any) tells you that initializing PHP has process-wide side effects. Those side effects assume PHP is the only thing in the process.